{"id":422,"date":"2020-09-10T19:28:38","date_gmt":"2020-09-10T19:28:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/miguelandreis.com.ar\/opinion\/?p=422"},"modified":"2020-09-10T19:28:39","modified_gmt":"2020-09-10T19:28:39","slug":"medias-se-buscan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miguelandreis.com.ar\/opinion\/medias-se-buscan\/","title":{"rendered":"Medias: Se buscan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>Por: Miguel Andreis<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Las medias, esas prendas que se nos suelen fugar&#8230; Los europeos, tambi\u00e9n los americanos del norte las llaman calcetines. Otros zoquetes\u2026 Que las denominen como quieran, lo que no puedo encontrar respuestas es el por qu\u00e9 tengo tantas medias sin compa\u00f1eras. Sin su par.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ignoro si se divorciaron y no avisaron; de lo que estoy seguro que en cada casa existe un duende dedicado nada m\u00e1s que a robar medias. Me pregunto a qui\u00e9n se las vender\u00e1n o qu\u00e9 uso le dar\u00e1n.&nbsp; No descarto que los lavarropas modernos, esos que hacen de todo, se alimenten precisamente con estas prendas. Como detalle observen la cantidad de personas que andan con colores parecidos, pero no iguales. Cuando mi vieja se arreglaba con la tabla de lavar la ropa, usando esos panes de jabones blancos rectangulares.&nbsp; Jam\u00e1s faltaba una. Buscabas en el caj\u00f3n y all\u00ed estaban enroladitas como para hacer un picadito con pelotas de trapos.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La \u00fanica pista que logr\u00e9 descifrar a lo largo de mi vida fue que un cachorro que encontr\u00e9 en la calle, da\u00f1ino como pocos, las que le quedaban a tiro, las llevaba entre las calas del patio. All\u00ed donde iba a parar toda el agua con jab\u00f3n que se arrojaba.&nbsp; Claro que no fueron muchas las halladas. El duende que habita cada casa, seguro que es \u00e9l, quien tal vez se alimente de medias, el responsable de las faltantes.&nbsp; Lo cierto es que no debe existir var\u00f3n alguno que no haya perdido medias y obviamente recibiendo puteadas primero de la mam\u00e1 y luego de la esposa\u2026 La inc\u00f3gnita sigue abierta. Observo el caj\u00f3n donde desde hace a\u00f1os hay en un rinc\u00f3n una bolsa llena de medias individuales. Solas. Abandonadas.&nbsp; Sin su par. Divorciadas. Aburridas tal vez. Hace a\u00f1os alguien me cont\u00f3 que los jud\u00edos, que siempre piensan en todo compran todas blancas o negras, siempre tendr\u00e1n para salir del paso.&nbsp; No s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 espera mi se\u00f1ora para tirarlas a todas\u2026 No quiero hablar mucho del tema porque ella, ella no cree en los duendes\u2026&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Por: Miguel Andreis Las medias, esas prendas que se nos suelen fugar&#8230; Los europeos, tambi\u00e9n los americanos del norte las llaman calcetines. Otros zoquetes\u2026 Que las denominen como quieran, lo que no puedo encontrar respuestas es el por qu\u00e9 tengo tantas medias sin compa\u00f1eras. Sin su par. Ignoro si se divorciaron y no avisaron; de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":423,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Medias: Se buscan - Miguel Andreis<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/miguelandreis.com.ar\/opinion\/medias-se-buscan\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Medias: Se buscan - Miguel Andreis\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Por: Miguel Andreis Las medias, esas prendas que se nos suelen fugar&#8230; Los europeos, tambi\u00e9n los americanos del norte las llaman calcetines. 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